Monday, December 27, 2004

Jokes That Make Me Laugh

Here are my current favorite jokes (i.e., the only jokes I can remember). They crack me up every time, even if my fiance doesn't think they are very funny. At least my cousin Bekah does. They're funnier if you're tired :)

Q. Why are pirates blind in one eye?

A. They just ARRRRRRR!

Q. What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?


Q. What's a pirate's favorite bird?

A. A parrot.

And a close runner-up:
Q. How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hey, wanna go see a movie?

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