From the Minds of Eight-Year-Olds

I'm a little late to weigh in on Mother's Day, but I laughed out loud at this wrap-up: 2nd graders weighing in on a variety of questions about moms. Hilarious. Here are a couple of my favorites--full list is here.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers & a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds & angel hair & everything nice in the world & one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs & YES to chores?

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

Go check out the rest for a good laugh!

(HT: Right Minded, via NIT)