I Need, I Need

Discovered this interesting meme a while back. What I really need...according to Google:

• Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.
• psycho amy needs help so plz HEEELLPPP MMEE!!!!
• Amy needs a job, and gets one picking up trash at an aquatic tourist trap (I am not desperate enough for a job to work as a trash-picker-upper at any tourist trap)
• Amy Needs Rescue ASAP!
• Amy needs a loving, stable, and safe home. (I've got one, thanks)
• Amy needs attention from her family and for her parents to provide guidance and support. (got that too--but thanks)
• Amy needs to mend her ways and be more of a team player. (ouch)
• Amy Needs a Crash Pad. (what the heck is a crash pad? my husband would say I need one of these so I don't bruise myself cutting corners when walking around furniture...)
• Amy Needs Rehab
• Amy needs a flu shot - like really really needs a flu shot. (ironic, isn't it, in light of this post?)
• Amy needs some training.
• Amy needs to be kept safe and nurtured by a foster carer.
• Amy needs a blueprint for her financial future.
• Amy needs the. cooperation of the taxidermists for access to the animals (yikes)
• Amy needs someone to talk to. (Steve is good for that...but yeah, I would like this)
• Amy needs to get another facial expression for deep ponderance (haha...I'll work on that)
• Amy needs advice on which brands of shower chairs are good. (yes, do tell)
• Amy needs this info by June 1 (hurry!)
• Amy needs to describe her ideas and research plan concisely and clearly. (good thing my thesis adviser didn't subscribe to this one)
• What Amy needs is not to discard entire portions of her personality. (um...okay)
• What Amy needs is to stop worrying about herself so much and working so hard to impress (ooh, hit the nail on the head there)
• Amy needs her come-uppance. (ouch again)

Give it a try by typing "[your name] needs" into Google...leave a link in the comments if you post this at your own site.